british mutant ninja spiders

BRITISH MUTANT NINJA SPIDERS. that's what these spiders are! omg. they're everywhere. crawling on the walls 2 inches from me looking disgusting. seriously. they're huge. now i cant sleep. because of the horrible ninja spider who scared the shit outta me 10 minutes ago. and when i was about to like not kill her(yeah cause PETA corrected my last time i said something. it's her to a spider), by using paper and stuff to get her out of the window, she RAN. she was seriously a ninja. no doubt in my mind about that. i don't want her to lay eggs in my mouth.................